Yesterday I applied at Smart and Final. Tomorrow I have an interview at 11:30am. After all that business is over, I am going to Temecula to work for my sister. On the way there I am going to drop off some clothes at my cousin’s house. I think I’m staying there till Saturday.
Today I started painting my neighbor’s painting I’ve been planning on doing for MONTHS and months. It’s actually almost done already.
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Just thought I’d share a screenshot of my iPhone’s second page… it has three icons I made: EPIC, Fictitious, and bcm.
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mmmmm i love americano’s the bestest
but whats the difference between a caffe latte and a cappuccino… just the ratios… INTERESTING…
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30 Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.)
3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN.”
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write ‘for sexual favors.’
10) Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.”
11) Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
13) Don’t use any punctuation
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what sex they are.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
17) Sing Along at the opera.
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
23) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies
24) Call the psychic hotline and just say, “Guess”
25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won!”, “I Won!” “3rd time this week!!!”
27) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!”
28) Tell your boss, “It’s not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do”
29) Tell your children over dinner. “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go”
30) Every time you see a broom yell “Honey, your mother is here”
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OMG! I just figured out I have not updated this since petrol was cheaper than a bottle of Grange!… You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with my brahs, the waiting staff, just generally being the life of the party to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day sprawls from dusk to midnight. I am totally loving it, dudes. I need some perspective.
I declare solemnly I will write something that makes sense soon. Fully! I will write more to certain yous; but it might not be you in particular who I write to…
All of that was from this generator.